WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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