Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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