Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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