Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
