I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Randomize
