ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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