i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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