You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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