This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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