so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She announced her abortion via fbk
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
try to milk me bitch
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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