Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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