I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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