Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
