i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
