Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Nicole vs. Life
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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