just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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