just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
