And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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