we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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