Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
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Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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