just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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