Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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