Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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