did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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