She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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