i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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