Small penises have feelings too.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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