He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
tell me about the eggs
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