once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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