We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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