yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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