I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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