Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
