my soul wont recognize me after tonight
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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