Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
There are leaves in my underwear?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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