We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I could fuck to npr.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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