This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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