All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
she told me i tasted like america
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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