the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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