Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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