When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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