he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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