i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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