She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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