Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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