weddingsv make me drug and hornr
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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