she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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