If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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