oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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