Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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