Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
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you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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