It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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