Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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