there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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