i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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